"begin your essay with an interesting fact or quote"
im gonna fucking ACE this essay
Texting my dad is like talking to a motivational speaker hes a cute African man no wonder my mom let him put a ring on it
It’s an ABAB pattern
It’s a palindrome
If you add the digits it adds to 14
This makes me so happy
you know how when a big foofy cat gets wet and you see its actual body and not the stuff covering it you’re like OMG YOU ARE ACTUALLY SO TINY?
the exact opposite happens with Dylan O’Brien
One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.
that fucking kid took one for the team
|Song: Humain à L'eau|
|Album: Racine Carrée|
|Played: 8,749 times.|
Stromae- Humain à L’eau
This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster
Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything